What did everyone do? Before the New Year began I watched Hentai for the first time with some of my friends (there’s nothing like some good ol’ demon rape) and then, just after the ball dropped I rocked out to Living on a Prayer by none other than Jon Bon Jovi to a crowd of 6 or 7 retards/drunk kids/drunk retarded kids (there was a healthy mix of all these categories). The best part was the mother hosting this ‘party’ got into it and started dancing next to us and trying to get everyone else up too. For about 5 minutes at the beginning of this new year, I was a rock star.

“You gotta hold on to what you got”